Things sure were different back then. Read this list to take a trip down memory lane!


1. “Hello, my big-haired neon child. A hearty ‘Where’s the beef?’ to you too.”

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2. “You know you have to eat all your ’80s food before you can go outside and play!”

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3. “It’s been one week since the famous spaceship Challenger exploded.”

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4. “Madonna. Def Leppard. Madonna. Def Leppard. Madonna. Def Leppard. Madonna. Def Leppard. No pogs.”

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5. “You cannot have an iPod. The living man Steve Jobs hasn’t invented that yet.”

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6. “Number one: Back To The Future, $211 million. Number two: Rambo: First Blood Part II, $150 million. Number three: Rocky IV, $128 million. Number four: The Color Purple, $94 million. Number five: Out Of Africa, $87 million. Number six: Cocoon, $76 million. Number seven: The Jewel Of The Nile, $76 million. Number eight: Witness, $69 million. Number nine: The Goonies, $61 million. Number 10: Spies Like Us, $60 million. Those were the top 10 movies at the box office in 1985, a year from this decade.”

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7. “You’re grounded, ’80s child! No ARPANET or California Raisins commercials for a week.”

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8. “Seems like the president of the ’80s was just shot by the scoundrel Hinckley Jr.”

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9. “Gorbachev.”

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10. “Put your car seat in the front and don’t wear a helmet. It’s time to go for a ride in the ’80s.”

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