10 Things People With A Spider On Their Face Are Tired Of Hearing

People without a spider on their face just don’t get it.


1. “What the…? Is that a fucking spider on your face?”

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Bravo. Did you think of that all by yourself?


2. “Don’t freak out, dude, but there’s a pretty huge spider on your forehead.”

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Cool. Appreciate the update.


3. “Jesus…just brush that thing off! Or shake your head or something! I don’t know!”

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Uh, yeah. Like we’ve never heard THAT before.


4. “I…I…I think there’s a…spider…face….”

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Sorry, w-w-what was that?


5. “Not in the restaurant, sir.”

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Ugh…really?


6. “Holy shit, can you not feel it skittering around on your face?”

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Not even going to justify that with a response.


7. “That thing is fake, right…FUCK! It’s crawling around all over the place!”

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Thx, obvious police.


8. “Do you happen to own a pet spider?”

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…DUH!


9. “Fuck, man…it’s fucking laying eggs on your head!”

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Wow. Thanks for the insight.


10. “I think it just ran into your ear!”

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