Let’s get a few things straightener.


1. “Are your bones curly, too?”

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2. “You’re lucky that you can use your hair as a broom. I had to buy a broom.”

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3. “You’ll never be Bette Midler.”

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4. “You ever think of getting it double curled?”

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5. “I don’t have the attention span for keeping my hair clenched tight all day.”

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6. “You know you can just chop it all off, right?”

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7. “Can I touch it with my pepperoni-stained fingers?”

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8. “You ever dry meats in there?”

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9. “Do they stuff the pillows they put in caskets with your hair?”

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10. “Do you know a guy named Steve Tentley? He’s got curly hair just like you, and he died long before you were born.”

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