It doesn’t matter how drunk you are—it’s not okay to say these things.


1. “I prefer solids.”

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No. Just. No.


2. “Could I just get some ice cubes to go?”

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Oh, certainly! Anything else I can get you, Your Majesty?


3. “I throw up geckos for fun.”

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*facepalm*


4. “You would make a terrible Sky Masterson.”

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Let me stop you right there.


5. “You’re under arrest for serving alcohol to minors.”

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Bartenders HATE hearing this!


6. “More spit, please.”

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Everyone gets the same amount of spit. Why would you deserve more spit than everyone else?


7. “How do I get this inside of me?”

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Bartenders are there to make drinks, not teach you how to ingest them.


8. “Are you sad because, like all humans, all bartenders must eventually die?”

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Okay, just because someone’s a bartender doesn’t mean they have to die eventually.


9. “I’m more of a food guy myself.”

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Seriously?


10. “Is it cool if I piss this out later?”

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No, actually, it’s not.