Every office has one! Is it you?
You’re always covered in grime from spending so much time in the heating ducts.
When there are bagels in the kitchen, you squirrel away a few in a heating vent in the conference room for later.
When a coworker catches you climbing out of the heating duct, you tap it twice with your knuckle and say, “Yup, still works.”
You are always calling the office kitchen sink “the shower.”
At happy hour, you get annoyed when your coworkers go on and on about their non-heating-duct homes.
You tell the building maintenance guy to take off his shoes before entering the heating duct.
If you can’t pick out the “I live in the heating ducts” guy in your office, it’s probably you!