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8 Things All Single Parents Are Tired Of Hearing

Being a single parent is hard enough without having to hear these things.

1. “Looks like we’ve got a real Pursuit Of Happyness superfan over here!”

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2. “Do your children ever wonder where the second version of you is?”

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3. “The fictional book I based on you, The Lonely Guardian Of Montclair, New Jersey, is doing very poorly both critically and commercially.”

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4. “In the United States today, there are nearly 13.6 million single parents raising over 21 million children. [40]”

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5. “Is your child also a single parent?”

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6. “You’re single? Allow me to set you up with my son, the star quarterback with a car.”

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7. “Hey, you’re just like Lynndie England!”

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8. “Hello. Allow me to explain. I tried to kick your car after seeing only you get out with a child. But I kicked my foot right into your car’s tailpipe, and my foot—yes, this very foot—is now stuck. Stuck right in the tailpipe. Yes, the smoke cannon of the car. I am currently near scream, so can you please call AAA?”

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