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What happens after a patient falls asleep on the operating table? You might be interested in learning what every surgeon says when you’re unconscious.


1. “Reveal your mysteries unto me.”

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2. “Slice slice! Got to make Mama proud.”

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3. “You only met me a few days ago, but I’ve been watching you your whole life.”

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4. “One for you, one for me.”

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5. “In here is where I belong. Safe. Warm.”

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6. “Once, I was a scared little child locked in the room. They hurt me so. But now I am strong! I am the strong one!”

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7. “This meat is my canvas. Stop hiding your statue beneath the false flesh.”

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8. “All this will have to go.”

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