Just try not to make things worse.


1. “I’m sure things will pick up when you get another job.”

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2. “My roommate is unemployed. Are you two the same person?”

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3. “It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Most dogs don’t have jobs either.”

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4. “I just bought skis with my work money!”

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5. “You should do what I do: Every day before I leave the house, I make sure I have a job.”

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6. “Your garage is on fire and will need extensive repairs.”

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7. “My young professional son Charbon is looking for an intern!”

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8. “With all of that time on your hands, you must have so many jars!”

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