Ugh…enough already!


1. “I can already tell that you’re not the president.”

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2. “Why did you get a tattoo when you could have spent that money on plates or extra keys for your house?”

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3. “Who did this to you? Who made you this way?!”

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4. “You are so cool that I am now your sidekick. My name is Fingerling. Let us begin our adventures.”

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5. “Do you also have a tattoo that says ‘lacrosse’ somewhere on your body? I want to look at the word ‘lacrosse’ right now.”

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6. “A good tattoo would be a bowling ball on your stomach, with your belly button as one of the holes. You can have that one.”

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7. “Have you ever done the thing where you tattoo a smaller neck onto your normal neck so that when a strangler tries to have a strangle of you, he grabs tattoo neck instead of your normal neck and so then you can survive?”

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8. “You must be one of those people who have tattoos.”

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