No one deserves to be misunderstood.

1. “Is the part of the dog I can see the whole thing, or does it continue into the ground?”

2. “Let me see if I can bite harder than him.”

3. “This is the smallest cow I’ve ever seen.”

4. “How often does he poop out just a single child’s shoe?”

5. “If your dog is so good, why didn’t it serve in the military?”

6. “The correct name is actually Pit Bull’s Monster.”

7. “Whatta dame!”

8. “He has your eyes.”