These kids are totally always stoned. Everyone knows it.
1. Will Hastings
His hair is a lot longer than last year, and his eyes are always so red.
2. Greg Mokate
He skateboards and plays bass in Trevor’s band. If Greg doesn’t get high, I don’t know who does.
3. Elise Vandernat
She got that tongue ring last year. No way she hasn’t moved on to drugs already.
4. Luke Douglas
Everyone knows this kid is totally hilarious. There’s no way he comes up with that stuff sober.
5. Alison Nguyen
She used to date Brandon, so…
6. Eddy Blass
He may get straight A’s, but Jess Werther says he sold a joint to Kelli Pratt for junior prom, and she’s usually right about this kind of stuff.
7. Rain Jenkins-Gutierrez
Her name’s Rain. Come on.
8. Mr. Epstein
He’s not technically a kid, but there’s no way this guy doesn’t toke up when he’s off the clock.
9. Louis Peters
Haha. There’s no way Louis actually smokes, but can you imagine if he did? We would totally pay money to see that.
