No matter what you’ve done, nothing should stop you from enjoying this list.

1. Yes, you broke the law, but should that prevent you from living your life? No. So please, if you have a criminal record, feel free to look at this photo of Academy Award winner Bradley Cooper for as long as you like.

2. The fact of the matter is that if you have a criminal record, you’ve already been punished. To keep those who have served time from looking at this picture of Bradley Cooper would be unduly punitive and, quite frankly, closed-minded.

3. Here’s a picture of Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook. It‘s part of a judgment-free zone where everyone should feel welcome.

4. Think about it: It’s time to turn over a new leaf! Why should you be denied the right to look at this picture of Bradley Cooper for a mistake you made years ago and have since atoned for?

5. For anyone out there who is looking for a second chance, you are welcome here—this picture of Bradley Cooper would never deny you employment or housing because of your background.

6. Okay, so this picture of Bradley Cooper is actually only for people who do not have a criminal record. Its inclusion in this particular list is highly regrettable, but we do ask that if you’ve been convicted of a crime at any point in your life, please do not look at this picture of Bradley Cooper. Thank you.

7. Those with criminal records and those without criminal records can both agree that this picture is simply wonderful. Oh, Bradley!