Nope, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all.


Jesus, take a look at all that rump roast. Where’d the water go? Why is it meat now? This is troubling to say the least.

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Woof. No one’s gonna want to go over that in a barrel. One hundred percent beef! What a shitshow!

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Boy, is this ever gonna stink. Looks fresh enough now, but once the sun’s had it for a bit, it’s gonna be brutal. Goddamn.

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Shit. There’s no way this is good for the fish. All that raw hamburger in their gills…just terrible. Can’t help but feel bad for the little fuckers.

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And think about all the food waste, too. Hundreds of tons of meatballs tumbling over the falls every minute, never to be eaten. There are a lot of hungry people out there who could use that food. Although, you can’t imagine it tastes very good.

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If there’s any silver lining to this, you’ve got to figure the bears will like it. All that free meat gushing right into their big fuckin’ maws—they pretty much won the Powerball on this one. But that’s a small consolation. One hundred percent beef waterfalls are bad fucking news.

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