We all know why you’re here, and rest assured, the pug dressed as an old lady is on its way. But in the meantime, please help yourself to a sampling of fine pastries.


Care for a pecan roll? Just a little something to tide you over until the pug gets here.

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Seeing the pug dressed as an old lady will be a huge treat. But this eclair is a pretty good treat, too.

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Shouldn’t be much longer. It’s a dog, so it’s not like it has any other plans. Cannoli?

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Careful, this one’ll go straight to your thighs. But that’s okay—live a little!

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Thank you so much for your patience. Help yourself to one of these delicious tarts while we’re waiting on our adorable little granny pup to arrive.

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Any minute now…

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We know you could probably just Google “pug dressed like an old lady” and find something pretty similar, so we really appreciate you sticking around.

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It’s going to be good, though. Oh, man, you’re really going to like this dog.

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Just hang in there a little bit longer. Have a strudel, and by the time you’re done with it, the belle of the ball will be here.

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Ta-da! Just as promised, here is the pug dressed as an old lady. Her name is Oink. Isn’t she sweet?

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Thanks again for waiting around! Feel free to grab a bear claw for the road.

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