Come on, this is just common sense.

Hey, do you mind? Put a coaster under the toad.

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These little guys are slick with toad juice. Last thing we want is an amphibian-shaped watermark left on the table.

Even if it isn’t your toad, we’d appreciate the help.

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Don’t worry about the lizard. It’s perfectly dry. Only those slimy toads are a problem.

Aw jeez, these toad tadpoles are making a real mess.

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This tree stump is getting all scuffed up. Slip a coaster under this toad and then we’re all good.