Don’t be a wuss. Don’t you want to take a chance for once in your life?

Go ahead, take a puff. It’ll be fun!

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C’mon! Chug this beer. Chug it in public! Stop worrying so much and live a little, dude.

Steal this car! Throw a rock through that window and then drive it into a lamppost!

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Cocaine! Let’s do some cocaine.

You only live once! Flick his stupid shirt! Slap his hat!

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You only live once! Flick that cop’s hat. Oh, wait…grab his gun! Then ask him if he knows any good buildings for arson!

Dude. Drop this gum wrapper on the ground. C’mon. Do it.

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