Natalie Clarke has never known her birth mom. After growing up in an adopted household, Natalie began her search for the woman who abandoned her in a bathroom sink of a fast food restaurant when she was just hours old. Five years into her search, Natalie is still as determined as ever and apparently still unable to take a fucking hint.

“I’ve done a lot of research and put in a lot of time to find her, and will do everything I can, no matter how long it takes,” said Natalie, who still just doesn’t see the writing on the wall. “I don’t know what’s going to happen when we first see each other, but I can’t wait.”

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Open your eyes, lady: Your mother didn’t want you then, and she doesn’t want you now.

Natalie has made dozens of Facebook posts to find her mother, like the one below:

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Natalie says she’s imagined the moment a million times—Jesus fucking Christ—and has practiced exactly what she’ll say. Wow, really? Your birth mom left you in a bathroom. She fucked you over when you were a babyyou think she wants to hang out with you as a grown-up? Best case scenario, she’s wracked with shame. If she wanted you to find her, you would have already.

If Natalie’s mother is reading this post, please get in contact with her just to tell her to open her goddamn eyes: You’re not interested in seeing her.