No fucking way we’re waiting until December. Hanukkah is now in June, baby!


It’s Hanukkah in June! Light the menorah, don your swimsuit, and get ready to celebrate eight days of summertime fun!

Advertisement


When the weather gets warm, it’s time for Hanukkah! We’re going to spin dreidels while kicking back poolside!

Advertisement


Throw some latkes on the BBQ!

Advertisement


There’s plenty of Manischewitz in the cooler! Leave your parka in storage, friend! It’s Hanukkah in June!

Advertisement


Uh-oh, looks like the rabbi got a sunburn! Hey, rebbe, slap some SPF 50 on there before you sizzle like a sufganiyah!

Advertisement


Nice, a reggae band is here to play “Ma’oz Tzur”! Hanukat hamizbe’ah, compadres!

Advertisement


Light some fireworks with the shamash! Badass!

Advertisement


Wooooooo! Hanukkah in June! We’re never fuckin’ going back!

Advertisement