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Hello. Let’s begin. OH HUBBA HUBBA! Here are the pictures of the Channing Tatum, the Dictator Of Lust, all slick and glistening with both his oils and his juices dripping down his muscles and making him look like a shimmering disco ball of pure Groin! Please look at these pictures of Tatum and remain horny on them.


1. OH HUFF HUFF! And OH HUBBA HUBBA! When Tatum is slippery with his oils and his juices, that is when he becomes the Unstoppable Lust Despot who commands our sexual Groin and brings our Groin’s Crotch into the realm of the living.

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2. Oh Christ yes! OH HUFF HUFF and et cetera! Here’s Channing Tatum, the Hitler Of Libido, being wet after squirting out a thick glisten of oils and juices onto his twitching muscles! Take a huge look at this picture of the Juice God Of Oil and become deeply lust-swallowed on it!

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3. It’s the oppressive Czar Of Fuck himself, Channing Tatum, being as naked as is even allowed and ushering in a horrifying regime of Chaotic Fuck-Laws. In this picture, Tatum is sopping wet with the steaming miracle of liquid, and so now it’s time to become profoundly porn-commanded on account of this man’s rapidly twitching muscle.

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4. When the morning is horny for fuck, nothing says “Slippery” quite in the same way as the Sheriff Of Turned-Strongly-On Tendencies, Channing Tatum himself! He is the power-mad Lust Despot who banishes Earth’s Groin to the Realm Of Crotch! OH HUFF HUFF! When his muscles are twitching and dancing, and his gland-fresh oils and white-hot juices have made him a frictionless Groin Shark of nude philosophies, how can you say no to getting deeply lust-swallowed on these images of Tatum?

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5. Oils? Check. Juices? Check. Muscles twitching at a strobe-like frequency? Check. And who is responsible for this deafening squawk of horniness that has engulfed mankind’s Groin? Why, it’s none other than the Secretary Of Nude Understandings, Channing Tatum. Here he is, as juice-slippery as he’s ever been in the movie Stuart The Sorcerer, a movie about the joys of getting together with your friends and revealing your dancing penis to women. You are under requirement to shrug and scream HUBBA HUBBA.

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6. Sadly, all sexual things must come to an end, and this is our last picture of the Sickly Emperor Of Crotch Awakenings, Channing Tatum. In this picture, Tatum’s juices are getting a little help from their best friend, Tatum’s oils. Look deep toward this picture and get lust-swallowed on it, come on now why don’t you. It is sad to know that one day the mechanical insect-twitch of Tatum’s muscles will stop several days after he is dead. But for now, we have Tatum, and he is the Lust Despot who sends our Groin to civil war, and he is bright in the sun with his oils and his juices. Close your eyes and scream OH HUFF HUFF into your computer’s USB drive, and Tatum will hear you.

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