Everyone knows that George Clooney is literally the perfect movie star. He’s charming, sexy, and talented…and did we say sexy? Here are seven of the many reasons why George Clooney is the greatest Hollywood star ever, although if he ever says anything racist, use the sliders to turn this list into seven reasons why George Clooney is a repulsive piece of shit who needs to crawl into the ocean and die.
If George Clooney Ever Says Something Racist, Use The Sliders To Turn This List Of 7 Reasons He Is The Perfect Movie Star Into 7 Reasons Why He Needs To Crawl Into The Ocean And Die
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