You are getting hungry…very hungry…


This is a pangolin, a scaly little relative of the anteater.

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Think you can make it all the way to the end of this list without getting a hankering for one? If so, your future in the priesthood is assured.

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Uh-oh, did we hear a tummy grumble? Keep it in check if you want to take the cloth!

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Dry-rubbed and slow-roasted…seared in butter…pangolin au gratin…come on now! Don’t let your imagination run away with you, or you’ll never see the other side of the altar!

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Salivating yet? We hope not! Eyes on the prize, friend! The church needs people like you!

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If you can look at this picture of a pangolin right next to a picture of barbecue sauce and your mouth doesn’t start to water, you might as well begin moving your belongings into the rectory now.

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“Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.” (Matthew 26:41)

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Almost there! Steel yourself from imagining how incredible it would be to wash this guy down with a nice moscato, and those holy orders are right around the corner.

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And that’s it! If you made it this far without giving in, congratulations, because you’re headed to the Roman Catholic Diocese of Oakland! Well done, Father!

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