Known Dorks (living).


Mark Zuckerberg

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The Lead Dork.


Lin-Manuel Miranda

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Musical theater dork.


Public Scientist

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Whether it’s outer space or the computer, Public Scientist is a huge dork.


Laura

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One of the bigger dorks is Laura.


Anyone who has ever read a comic book

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This does not need explaining; these people are dorks.


Elena Ferrante

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Nobody knows who she is, but we know she is definitely a dork.


Steven

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The man who is Steven is also a dork.


Yoda

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He was in Star Wars, so he is a dork.


John Madden

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John Madden, the football dork. Afraid of flying like the dork he is.


Natalie Portman

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Went to Harvard; is a dork.


The Zhou Sisters

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How can one family produce so many dorks?


The Writer Dork

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The Writer Dork is the dork who writes.


The Weeknd

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Sexual dork.


Hermione Granger

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Psychic dork.


President Obama

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Seems like a good guy, and it is cool to be the president, but he is nevertheless a dork.

This concludes the complete list of known dorks.