Known Dorks (living).
Mark Zuckerberg
The Lead Dork.
Lin-Manuel Miranda
Musical theater dork.
Public Scientist
Whether it’s outer space or the computer, Public Scientist is a huge dork.
Laura
One of the bigger dorks is Laura.
Anyone who has ever read a comic book
This does not need explaining; these people are dorks.
Elena Ferrante
Nobody knows who she is, but we know she is definitely a dork.
Steven
The man who is Steven is also a dork.
Yoda
He was in Star Wars, so he is a dork.
John Madden
John Madden, the football dork. Afraid of flying like the dork he is.
Natalie Portman
Went to Harvard; is a dork.
The Zhou Sisters
How can one family produce so many dorks?
The Writer Dork
The Writer Dork is the dork who writes.
The Weeknd
Sexual dork.
Hermione Granger
Psychic dork.
President Obama
Seems like a good guy, and it is cool to be the president, but he is nevertheless a dork.
This concludes the complete list of known dorks.