No photo of Scarlett Johansson shall be barred from this refuge. All are welcome.


1. Come, photos, take shelter in this list. We do not judge how poorly Ms. Johansson has been cropped.

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2. Every photo of Scarlett Johansson is a beautiful photo, no matter how much or how little of her it contains.

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3. None will mock you. Even the merest sliver of Ms. Johansson guarantees that you will be respected and loved in this safe space.

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4. We have been told these are Scarlett Johansson’s legs. Even though we cannot confirm that, we welcome this terribly cropped photo here. This is a place of peace and trust.

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5. In the outside world, this picture might be shunned. Not here. Never will we turn away a photo of this star of acclaimed movies like Lost In Translation and some of the Marvel films.

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6. No matter how far gone, there is room here for all.

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7. Do not be shy, little one. You are home now.

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