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Because you’re totally going to start that new workout routine…tomorrow.


1. EMD SD70M-2

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Not quite in beach-body shape? Nobody will be thinking about your problem areas with this flagship locomotive of Electro-Motive Diesel, Inc. at your side.


2. Amtrak Acela Express

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Pear-shaped? Apple-shaped? It doesn’t matter what body type you have—the 304-passenger Amtrak Acela Express will perfectly complement any figure.


3. DSJ 4017

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Bold blocks of color and vertical lines will only slim you so much—this 14-foot-tall, 6,345-foot-long freighter will make you look positively dainty.


4. EMD F59PH

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This EMD F59PH will not only make you look trim and vibrant, but it’s also been designated by the Environmental Protection Agency as a low-emissions locomotive, so you can look great and feel great too.


5. Brookville BL36PH

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Looking to wow at your wedding? Skip the crazy diets and just cozy up to this workhorse of Florida’s Tri-Rail commuter service, and you’ll cherish your wedding photos forever.


6. 1994 Muni San Francisco Cable Car

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Ladies, stop sucking it in! Don’t run from your curves—celebrate them with this eight-and-a-half-ton cable car from San Francisco’s Powell-Hyde line. It’s smaller than a freight train, but it will still take focus away from places you don’t want it!


7. Innovia ART 200

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This commuter train will especially draw the eye from the tummy region if you wear a shirt that says “Check Out This Train Directly To My Left.” Rock it with confidence the next time you have a girls’ night out!