No one needs that much leg.
That’s a little much, don’t you think? Why don’t we narrow down these calves some?
Okay, buddy, take it easy. Normal-size calves will do just fine.
Jesus, it looks like he’s smuggling dinner plates down there. How ’bout we take it down a notch?
Save some leg for the rest of us, pal!
Goddamn, why are they so big like that?
It’s so gratuitous, y’know? Just because you ride a bike doesn’t mean you should get to look like a freak.
Yeah, sorry, you can’t have calves that big.