No one needs that much leg.

That’s a little much, don’t you think? Why don’t we narrow down these calves some?

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Okay, buddy, take it easy. Normal-size calves will do just fine.

Jesus, it looks like he’s smuggling dinner plates down there. How ’bout we take it down a notch?

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Save some leg for the rest of us, pal!

Goddamn, why are they so big like that?

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It’s so gratuitous, y’know? Just because you ride a bike doesn’t mean you should get to look like a freak.

Yeah, sorry, you can’t have calves that big.

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