If you have Desi parents, you DEFINITELY heard these things yesterday at the exact same time, for reasons no one can yet explain.


1. “The world expired long ago.”

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2. “Now brush withers. Plows gnash out an awful spiral.”

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3. “Whey protein is already in its purest form.”

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4. “Enough is not enough. Too much is not too much.”

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5. “Prudence, prudence. Heed it. Heed it.”

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6. “This product is in fantastic condition. Not like other products.”

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7. “A company is special. Your company is very special.”

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8. “Heed the warning. Heed it. Heed it. Hubba hubba.”

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9. “On the grind. Stay on the grind. Friendship in industry, in silence, in courtrooms lit by machine-gun fingers.”

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10. “We will not be seeing you at the goddamn demonstration.”

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