1. Gloating over a majestic bear corpse would make anyone look bad, but there’s nothing wrong with taking pride in the brand-new carpet you bought.

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2. There. Isn’t that much better? Just a man posing with a good rolled-up rug.

3. No animal carcasses will ruin these photos. All that remains are the delightful patterns and pleasing textures of carpets.

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4. These men are eager to carry their rug home and unfurl its beauty, and who can blame them?

5. When you see a massive handmade carpet like this one, you can only imagine how long it took for the Pakistani artisans to weave it.

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6. Look! Even Prince Harry likes grinning with a nice big rug. Nothing wrong with that!