We don’t know what’s wrong with this grotesque, dying stork but we can make sure it gets a proper send-off.


Christ, look at this thing. This is a big ask, but if you could muster a “totally adorbz” or “squealing noises intensify,” it would go a long way for this sad-sack bird that could die at any second.


This stork has literally won the internet with his adorable beak. Don’t you just want to kiss it? Just say yes, even if you never would in a million years. God knows this thing doesn’t have much longer, so it doesn’t matter.

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Just imagine what this stork would look like in cute little bird jammies! Of course, no one is going to do that for this sick-as-all-hell monster, but before this thing bites the dust, let’s all imagine it being cute in jammies. Presumably the jammies would cover up some of its neck sores!

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We know celebrating this ugly son of a bitch isn’t easy. Feel free to rest here with this pic of an actually cute lil’ kitty. Awwwwwwwwwww!

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That distended pink sack hanging off this cutie is really…nice! And don’t worry: You don’t have to keep this up much longer. A gator will probably put this demented stork out of its misery soon enough.

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Aw fuck, it’s eating a baby mouse. This infection with a beak is really not making it easy on us. Try to scrub this disturbing mouse image from your mind and give this genetic shitstain a like and a share, huh?

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Okay, that’s it. You can stop pretending now. You should feel good about what you’ve done for a repulsive, stomach-churning bird today.

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