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Why Your Mother And I Are Getting Divorced As Explained By ‘Orange Is The New Black’ GIFs

Hi sweetie, why don’t you go ahead and take a seat. Your mother and I have something very important to tell you through ‘OITNB’ GIFs.

Last night, your mother and I had a big talk, and a really important thing was decided.

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Your mom told me that after 24 years of marriage, she is no longer in love with me.

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I told your mother that she’s never truly loved me, which made her very upset.

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She said I have the emotional intelligence of a 12-year-old.

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I tried to make up with her, just like old times.

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But she said she felt the way she felt, and needed a change.

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I asked her what she meant by that.

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She told me that she wants a divorce.

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I was blindsided.

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But then I was all like

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And your mother was like

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And then she was all

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And totally like

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But I was totally

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Then we both got very sad.

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You see, 24 years is a long time to love someone.

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I’m sure right now you’re like

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But the thing you need to remember more than anything is that your mother and I still love you very, very much.

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You’ll still see a lot of both of us, just separately now.

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The custody situation will be all like

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We’ll all get through it, and we’ll all be better for it.

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If you have any questions, we are both happy to answer them.

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We love you, sweetie.

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