Hollywood hunk Chris Pratt may play a superhero in movies, but he’s proven over and over again that he’s a hero in real life, too. And this week, he did something that’s going to make you love him more than ever: When 9-year-old Michael Latorre died in a hospital, Chris Pratt made an appearance to weigh the boy’s…
For many older individuals, it can be difficult to find ways to relate to young relatives with whom they have little in common, but here’s a story of an amazing woman who isn’t letting age differences stop her from connecting with those she loves: This aunt just spent all month researching hentai so that she’d have…
Since the dawn of civilization, very stupid people have been writing poetry about slime. We are proud to present to you six poems about slime written by idiots.
Ah, Christ. Here we go again.
If you’re a fan of the A Song Of Ice And Fire novels, the following sentence is all but guaranteed to make your blood boil: George R.R. Martin has been wasting time eating dinner instead of writing his next book.
This is a slap in the face to all his readers, and the smug old bastard knows it.
You’d think George R.R.…
Listen here, you snickering fucks, we know you teens think it’s “totally epic” to make mean little prank videos to post on your stupid teen websites, and we know there’s nothing funnier to you than tabletopping some poor unsuspecting chump. But let’s make one goddamn thing clear: If you tabletop any of the World War…
Here’s a company that might just be taking their honest, family-oriented branding a little too far: The “Our Story” section on this family-owned vegan snack company’s chip bags includes an anecdote about a fatal hit-and-run they did in 1998.
Get ready to rethink everything you’ve always known, because an unprecedented intelligence leak has just turned our understanding of Mom’s life on its head: Mom just accidentally let it slip that the mysterious boyfriend she almost married before Dad rode a motorcycle.
If you want to make a good first impression during a job interview, then you may want to think twice before lighting any of these things on fire.
If you’re a fan of Eggo waffles, you better stock up now while you still can: After 50 years of dominating the frozen waffle market, Kellogg’s announced today that it’s shutting down Eggo because its CEO had a freaky dream about waffles.
The body positivity movement has done incredible work to empower people who fall outside our society’s ridiculous mainstream beauty standards, but even the most vocal activists sometimes forget about the body struggles that men go through. Thankfully, Trojan just did something totally awesome and body-positive for the…
Netflix’s new documentary series ‘Wild Wild Country’ is enthralling viewers with its in-depth look into the Rajneeshpuram cult community that installed itself in rural Oregon in the 1980s. Between guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh; his personal assistant, Ma Anand Sheela; and their tens of thousands of followers, the series…
If you’re a Pepsi fan, brace yourself, because things aren’t looking too good. The soda company just sent out a frantic torrent of tweets desperately asking if people have been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it.
Fortnite has quickly become one of the most successful games of the past year, but Epic Games’ latest move proves that the company is also committed to providing an incredibly responsible gaming experience: Fortnite’s newest update includes memorial-service cutscenes after every kill so players can learn to value…
With a budget and scope to match, HBO may have finally found the successor to its behemoth ‘Game Of Thrones’ epic in ‘Westworld.’ The western sci-fi drama is now entering its second season, where the stakes for both the androids and the humans are higher and bloodier than ever. Here’s everything you need to know…
Calling all masters of horror! Darkness has fallen in the horrifying woods, and it’s time to swap tales of terror around the campfire in order to make us scream. Ghosts! Goblins! Animals with the legs of a man! Ancient monsters from beyond the farthest reaches space and time! All of the frights in your mind! We want…
With 18 previous movies and countless characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s no wonder fans are worried about feeling lost during the newly released Avengers: Infinity War—and there’s no way you’ll understand the movie unless you’re all caught up on the full background nuances of Jesus Christ’s gospel of…
Not ready to feel old? Well then, we have good news, because we’re not telling you which baby from which movie is now old enough to drive a car to keep you from tumbling down an existential rabbit hole about how time is a slow march toward death!
AT&T just had a full-blown social media meltdown that has the entire internet buzzing. Earlier today, AT&T went on a nasty Twitter rant announcing that if you think you can make a cell-phone tower look like a tree better than they can, then be their fucking guest.
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