Body Positivity FTW: Trojan Has Released A New Line Of Extra-Small Condoms For Men Whose Penises Are Shorter Than 15 Inches
The body positivity movement has done incredible work to empower people who fall outside our society’s ridiculous mainstream beauty standards, but even the most vocal activists sometimes forget about the body struggles that men go through. Thankfully, Trojan just did something totally awesome and body-positive for the…
The Bhagwan Could Have Levitated But No One Ever Asked Him To: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Wild Wild Country’
Netflix’s new documentary series ‘Wild Wild Country’ is enthralling viewers with its in-depth look into the Rajneeshpuram cult community that installed itself in rural Oregon in the 1980s. Between guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh; his personal assistant, Ma Anand Sheela; and their tens of thousands of followers, the series…
Uh Oh: Pepsi Just Sent Out A Frantic Tweetstorm Asking If People Have Been Remembering To Boil Pepsi Before They Drink It
If you’re a Pepsi fan, brace yourself, because things aren’t looking too good. The soda company just sent out a frantic torrent of tweets desperately asking if people have been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it.
Responsible Gaming: Epic Games’ Latest ‘Fortnite’ Update Includes Memorial-Service Cutscenes After Every Kill So Players Can Learn To Value Human Life
Fortnite has quickly become one of the most successful games of the past year, but Epic Games’ latest move proves that the company is also committed to providing an incredibly responsible gaming experience: Fortnite’s newest update includes memorial-service cutscenes after every kill so players can learn to value…
‘Thandie Newton’s Android Character Is On A Desperate Mission To Spank Her Robot Daughter’: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Westworld’
With a budget and scope to match, HBO may have finally found the successor to its behemoth ‘Game Of Thrones’ epic in ‘Westworld.’ The western sci-fi drama is now entering its second season, where the stakes for both the androids and the humans are higher and bloodier than ever. Here’s everything you need to know…
Okay, Ghost Masters! Now You Will Finally Gather Around The Campfire To Tell Us A Scary Story In The Comments Section In Order To Make Us Scream
Calling all masters of horror! Darkness has fallen in the horrifying woods, and it’s time to swap tales of terror around the campfire in order to make us scream. Ghosts! Goblins! Animals with the legs of a man! Ancient monsters from beyond the farthest reaches space and time! All of the frights in your mind! We want…
Before You Go See ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The Endless Love And Compassion Of Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ
With 18 previous movies and countless characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s no wonder fans are worried about feeling lost during the newly released Avengers: Infinity War—and there’s no way you’ll understand the movie unless you’re all caught up on the full background nuances of Jesus Christ’s gospel of…
Ignorance Is Bliss: The Baby From A Movie Is Now Old Enough To Drive, But We Won’t Tell You Which Movie To Protect You From The Unrelenting Passage Of Time
Not ready to feel old? Well then, we have good news, because we’re not telling you which baby from which movie is now old enough to drive a car to keep you from tumbling down an existential rabbit hole about how time is a slow march toward death!
Fed Up: AT&T Has Announced That If You Think You Can Make A Cell-Phone Tower Look Like A Tree Better Than They Can, Then Be Their Fucking Guest
AT&T just had a full-blown social media meltdown that has the entire internet buzzing. Earlier today, AT&T went on a nasty Twitter rant announcing that if you think you can make a cell-phone tower look like a tree better than they can, then be their fucking guest.
‘The Hardest Part Of Getting Famous Was Competing With Viral Instagram Videos Of Shaved Ferrets’: 5 Questions With Cardi B
As the first-ever rapper to have three singles in the Billboard Hot 100’s Top 10 simultaneously, Cardi B is nothing if not an icon. Her meteoric rise to fame took place in part on social media, and her offbeat, fast-talking persona has endeared her to fans all over the world. We sat down with Cardi to ask her about…
Big Step Backward: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Dementors Are The Wizarding World’s Version Of Italians
Buckle up, Harry Potter fans, because J.K. Rowling’s latest bombshell about the series definitely isn’t doing anything for inclusivity: The bestselling author has revealed that Dementors are the wizarding world’s version of Italians.
6 Reasons Brandon Gave For Why His Dad Isn’t Around That Are Definitely Bullshit
Brandon’s dad never comes to soccer games or school field trips and clearly doesn’t live with Brandon and his family, but Brandon is always making up totally dumbass excuses as to why. Here are six reasons Brandon gave for why his dad isn’t around that everyone can tell are grade-A bullshit.
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Dark Day In Comedy: Jerry Seinfeld And Kevin Hart, Filming An Episode Of ‘Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee,’ Have Fatally Crashed Into James Corden And Justin Timberlake Filming An Episode Of ‘Carpool Karaoke’
The world became a lot less funny today.
All The Characters Die Within The First 2 Minutes And Then Lie There Motionless For The Rest Of The Film: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Isle Of Dogs’
Thanks to its jaw-dropping stop-motion animation style, ‘Isle Of Dogs’ just might be the most visually beautiful film you see all year. The newest entry into the Wes Anderson canon features a star-studded cast, a whimsical storyline set in Japan, and more than a few adorable, animated canines. If you’re interested in…
‘I’m Comfortable Exploring Taboos, But The One Line I Will Not Cross Is Hermit-Crab Sex’: 5 Questions With Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy is the visionary mind behind a slew of the most popular TV series in the past decade. With ‘Glee,’ ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘American Crime Story,’ ‘Nip/Tuck,’ ‘Feud,’ and more to his name, Murphy has carved his own unique path in the golden age of TV, and is often cited as single-handedly bringing back…
Life Hack: How To Order Off Menu At The San Diego Zoo
It’s a move reserved for only the most elite zoo visitors, those who have been around the block too many times to limit their dining options to basic snack stand burgers and hot dogs: ordering off menu at the San Diego Zoo. Whether you’re looking to show off your privileged zoo status in front of some friends or just…
