Um, guys, this isn’t working out.


1. “But I thought only men are allowed to squench their beefers.”

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2. “How do you expect to have a child when you’re only lactating Gatorade?”

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3. “Your muscles remind me of the strong arm emoji.”

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4. “Are you strong enough to rip out your shadow?”

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5. “Do you hold up the sky?”

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6. “I’ll give you $50 to kill me.”

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7. “Are you Rosie the Riveter from the famous poster? Will you sign a poster for my young feminist son, Charbon?”

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8. “Your size is incorrect.”

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9. “Lady strength is a harbinger of the end times.”

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10.“Certain quantum particle behaviors are, frankly, impossible to explain.”

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11. “Don’t worry, someday you’ll find a man to lift things for you.”

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