Someone get us an oxygen mask—this is seriously too much hotness to handle.


1. When they wiped a basketball with their washcloths and you’d never been more jealous of a basketball in your life.

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2. When they showed their silly side and your heart melted into a pile of putty.

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3. When they made Blake Lively the luckiest woman alive.

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4. When Roland dreamily flung his washcloth over his shoulder like something straight out of GQ.

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5. When they made jack-o’-lanterns and you were still swooning days afterwards.

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6. When their washcloths briefly touched and you got so turned on that you fainted.

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7. When they took a nap together and you would’ve given everything you owned to snuggle up between them.

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8. When Robin got carsick but still managed to make it look sexy.

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9. THIS.

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10. When they lip-synced on Fallon and it was so sexy that you were gasping for air.

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11. Dear Lord, we are not worthy of the Washcloth Brothers. Cannot. Look. Away.

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