Not everybody gets to fly, and those who do shouldn’t take it for granted. It’s about time someone brought these birds down to earth.
1. This bird could literally be touching a cloud right now, but what does he do? Ruins someone’s day. Flight is a gift—try acting like it.
2. Most of us will never even get the chance to levitate, let alone fly, and yet this flamingo feels the need to showboat. You can be majestic without being a jerk.
3. Just look at this fucking bird, sitting around on a branch while the gift of flight goes to waste. Makes us sick.
4. The only thing worse than an obnoxious goose that can fly is one that won’t stop honking about it.
5. Christ. How about some dignity, buddy?
6. Grow up.