6 Sex Toys That Look Exactly Like Penises

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You won’t be able to unsee this!

1. Crystal Jellies 10” Dildo

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Sure, this looks like a pretty ordinary sex toy at first, but try examining it just a little closer. We can’t be the only ones who see a striking resemblance to a penis!

2. Double Trouble

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Looks just like a standard-issue double-sided dildo, but just imagine it cut in half, and you might be reminded of something a little sexual.

3. Fantasy Vibe

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Nothing wrong with this toy…until you turn it on its side, that is! Then what does it look like? We bet the egghead who designed this one must be hitting himself.

4. John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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Perfectly innocent sex toy, right? Nope. Isolate this thing’s silhouette and you might find the very familiar shape of a human penis. This totally ruins the John Holmes Realistic Dildo for us!

5. American Whopper (Strap-On)

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When you think about it, don’t people wearing a strap-on kind of look like they have an erect penis? Yikes! You might want to rethink sporting one of these out of the house!

6. Love Botz Sex Machine

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Everyone knows that robots aren’t human, but part of this robot looks very, very human! We’re talking about the pink, thin part that has an undeniable resemblance to a man’s penis. Sorry to break it to you!

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