Dude, you’re better than this.


1. Dirty clothes all over your room

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You’re not in college anymore! Throw your clothes in a hamper; don’t just let them pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.


2. Marilyn Monroe’s dress

Via CNN

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What are you: a Planet Hollywood, or a mature adult? Get that framed dress off the wall.


3. Your father’s bones

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Come on, you’re never going to use these. It’s time to give them away.


4. Giant mound of snow

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Your days of piling up snow in the living room are long over. Be a man and make dozens of tiny piles.


5. Mirror that shows how you die

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Nobody wants to be the geezer still holding onto his accursed mirror.


6. Lamp

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Seriously?


7. 10,000 clay soldiers

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Maybe you got away with this when you were 24, but now it’s time to shape up.


8. Other you

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You can’t go crying to the Other You every time you have a problem. You’re not a child, and you don’t need a second body to do all the work for you.