Dude, you’re better than this.
1. Dirty clothes all over your room
You’re not in college anymore! Throw your clothes in a hamper; don’t just let them pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.
2. Marilyn Monroe’s dress
What are you: a Planet Hollywood, or a mature adult? Get that framed dress off the wall.
3. Your father’s bones
Come on, you’re never going to use these. It’s time to give them away.
4. Giant mound of snow
Your days of piling up snow in the living room are long over. Be a man and make dozens of tiny piles.
5. Mirror that shows how you die
Nobody wants to be the geezer still holding onto his accursed mirror.
7. 10,000 clay soldiers
Maybe you got away with this when you were 24, but now it’s time to shape up.
8. Other you
You can’t go crying to the Other You every time you have a problem. You’re not a child, and you don’t need a second body to do all the work for you.