If you sweat a lot, you know that hearing even one of these incredible things will make you stand up and cheer!


1. “Can I use your back to lick stamps?”

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2. “You warped my hardwood floors on your way to the bathroom.”

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3. “Sweat is Pepsi for skin.”

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4. “It’s a tremendous honor to meet someone who bleeds the ocean.”

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5. “If sweat were blood, you’d be a miracle.”

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6. “Thank you for doing this at my uncle’s funeral.”

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7. “Good job with that sweat, there.”

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8. “Your sweat reminds me of Celine Dion’s sweat.”

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