These kids are totally always stoned. Everyone knows it.


1. Will Hastings

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His hair is a lot longer than last year, and his eyes are always so red.


2. Greg Mokate

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He skateboards and plays bass in Trevor’s band. If Greg doesn’t get high, I don’t know who does.


3. Elise Vandernat

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She got that tongue ring last year. No way she hasn’t moved on to drugs already.


4. Luke Douglas

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Everyone knows this kid is totally hilarious. There’s no way he comes up with that stuff sober.


5. Alison Nguyen

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She used to date Brandon, so…


6. Eddy Blass

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He may get straight A’s, but Jess Werther says he sold a joint to Kelli Pratt for junior prom, and she’s usually right about this kind of stuff.


7. Rain Jenkins-Gutierrez

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Her name’s Rain. Come on.


8. Mr. Epstein

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He’s not technically a kid, but there’s no way this guy doesn’t toke up when he’s off the clock.


9. Louis Peters

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Haha. There’s no way Louis actually smokes, but can you imagine if he did? We would totally pay money to see that.