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Today we are as one. We are a great wave.


1. Join us, friend! Neville Longbottom, once pudgy, has grown up hot. Together all of us will masturbate to his image!

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2. Oh, look! Katie Leung, a.k.a. Cho Chang, turned out gorgeous! Take your hand, and feel no shame; our self-pleasure joins us in community.

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3. You can feel it, the electricity of it, connecting us, as we stroke and stroke again, Ginny Weasley our conduit. There it is!

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4. Dean Thomas, once young, now sexy. Before his image we all become one bliss, one breath.

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5. Tom Felton excites us, our rhythmic ministrations delight us, and the internet unites us, all in a single infinite moment!

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6. Afshan Azad! Padma Patil! What a great and loving entity we now are!

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7. One! One! All one! North and south, east and west, bound in ecstasy! Go, surge, seethe, faster, faster! An era of peace lies just beyond our onrushing threshold!

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8. We are transcendent. Thank you, Harry Potter, for becoming handsome. We are forever.

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