They’ll be none the wiser…

1. All eyes are averted. Just do it. Nobody will know.

2. Nary a soul is watching. You mustn’t squander this opportunity.

3. You can give the plate a light tap or a hard press with your foot. Either way, this shall stay between us.

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4. For all you know, everyone else in your household has already done this. Why not partake as well?

5. Be sure to return the plate from where it came to avoid suspicion.

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6. Someone may eat off of these later, but they shan’t notice. Take solace in that.

7. Nobody’s around. It’s now or never.

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